What I Learned This Week

I got busy last week and totally forgot about WILTW until Wednesday.

By that time, I figured everyone else was as busy as I was trying to catch up with Christmas, so I decided to skip a week and spend my time enjoying my Christmas tree, chasing Bentley and baking some goodies for the neighbors.

The boys and I are enjoying a week visiting McDaddy’s family and I can barely type because I stuck my hand down in the clear medicine bag – that I bring along every. single. time. we travel – to retrieve Alex’s inhaler and I scraped my ring finger on my razor and now I have a painful, burning cut all the way down the bottom half of my finger.

So, yeah, that’s the first thing I learned this week.

Here’s all the other things I  learned this week.

1. The “prescription cream” prescribed by the ENT for my 5th ear flare up does not help one bit. In fact, it is not even absorbed by the ear.

2. Even though Alex has been cleared to eat almonds and walnuts, I am still hesitant to let him try the almonds.

3. Stein Mart is a fabulous place to find great clothing.

4. According to the ENT, I have a clogged sinus.

5. The forties have not been great to this ol gal.

6. Barbecue chicken pizza is yummy.

7. There is a Jaguar on a lot near our house that costs $80,000.

8. I can’t imagine having the money to purchase a $80 thousand dollar car.

9. Sitting in the bed, leaning against the headboard in the hotel room to type this post is super uncomfortable.

10. Pandora has some great new charms available, as well as, a necklace that is exactly like the bracelets.

11. The “O Wondrous Night” show at Sea World is fabulous and I suggest you see it should you find yourself near Sea World during the Christmas season.

12. When you find a great pair of Crocs flip-flops and you buy them several times over the past three years, you should, under no circumstances, allow the Crocs salesperson to talk you into trying a different pair.

13. You should always double check your hotel door before leaving. They are heavy and they don’t always close completely.

14. Before getting your panties in an uproar about a story in the media, you should check it out for yourself, first.

15. Four-month old Yorkies love wrapping paper.

16. If you “lose” a check, it is a good idea to go back through your texts around the date you lost it. There is a good chance, you may find a text explaining to someone that you put it in their child’s backpack.

17. It is never a good idea to put a check in a kid’s backpack. They will likely not remember it’s there and by the time you remember it, you may also forget what you did with it.

18. It is a huge relief to discover that a $300. check you thought was lost has been found.

That’s what I learned this week.

Now, what did YOU learn?

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What I Learned This Week

I have been going non-stop since 9:15 A.M. It is almost midnight and I am pooped. I had a rheumatology appointment and a cardiology appointment back-to-back and then I had several errands to run before picking up both boys after school. After that, the boys and I ran here and fro to mark several things off of my massive TO DO list, and THEN we went Christmas caroling with the Scouts.

On top of that, it’s What I Learned This Week night up in here.

So, here’s what I learned this week.

1. If you have a Facebook Yard Sale site in your area, you should join it and then start getting rid of crap.

2. The older Bentley gets, the braver he gets.

3. It is tough to see a five-pound black puppy in the dark.

3. Thanks to his new-found bravery, freezing temperatures and my impatience, Bentley will now be taken out on a leash after dark.

4. One can never have too many snowmen.

5. The clerks at Target are not permitted to throw gift cards away, even if they have a zero balance.

6. Tim Hawkins has his own Pandora station.

7. The Adam & Eve advertisement on Tim Hawkins’ Pandora channel has nothing to do with the Bible.

8. An ice maker will not make ice if the water filter is not installed in the fridge.

9. Christmas Pandora stations make me smile, especially when I’m wrapping presents.

10. You can breath new life into a Christmas swag by removing the dark red poinsettias and hot gluing some bright red glittery apples, glittery pine cones and a bright red bow from Michaels.

11. You know you are old when appliances and household items excite you.

12. When I discovered that three large pizza boxes fit on one shelf in our new fridge, I realized the new fridge is a lot bigger than the old one.

13. The Mint M&Ms are much better than the plain ones.

14. Bentley is no longer in an XS sweater.  =(

15. This fact makes me sad.

16. I thought once the novelty of Bentley wore off, the boys might not be so excited about him. I was wrong.

17. When it’s 54 degrees on December 16th, the SKY should be hauling me around town, not the big honkin’ Chevy truck.

That’s what I learned this week.

Now, what did YOU learn?

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What I Learned This Week At Satan’s, Er, I Mean Santa’s Workshop

It is shaping up to be a very busy week up in here. As in, I need to get out of bed thirty minutes earlier than usual. As in THAT. IS. NONSENSE.

Yes, you guessed it.

It’s Satan’s Workshop week. Er, I mean Santa’s Workshop week.

If you are not familiar with Santa’s workshop, let me take a second to explain. A fund-raising company sends you a list of items and the head of your workshop (or last year’s President) picks about 50 items from the list. A week or so before the workshop, the items, plus a cash register are sent to your school. Parent volunteers will then unpack and display all of the items. Then, throughout the week, the children will make umpteen trips to the workshop to spend every. last. dime. they have. The workshop will make a tad bit of money for the school and the children will learn valuable lessons about budgeting, giving, and patience.

Here’s what I’ve learned so far this week.

1. Heading up Santa’s Workshop for the third year is less stressful than it was the first two years.

2. Hand sanitizer is a must!

3. Children are eager to spend money. Every last quarter of it.

4. Heading up the workshop this year is a lot less stressful than it was the first two years.

5. The new, bigger, more modern mug style makes me smile.

6. There are lots of lessons to be learned at the Santa’s Workshop.

7. Most kids who are shopping would tell you it is not better to give.

8. Invest in some sort of change counter. And by some sore of change counter, I mean a device that does not include human hands separating the silver from the pennies in a pile of loose change in an attempt to round up $7.00 for the AVON silver hearts bracelet that “mommy will just love!”  The money in most cases will be sticky and hot and gross.

9. Have a giant calculator on hand. – And by giant calculator I mean a calculator that will be easy to see and easy to operate because before you ring up 97.9% of the children on the cash register, you will need to add their purchases up on a calculator to insure that they have enough money or else you will use every last inch of register tape ringing and voiding orders of over-zealous children that bring $17.00 worth of merchandise to the counter with about $3.00 worth of dimes in a ziplock bag.

10. Even though it is 36 degrees outside, it is hotter than all get out in the library. Dress in layers.

11. Do not forget to take your blood pressure pill before heading out the door.

That’s what I’ve learned so far this week.

Now, what did YOU learn?

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What I Learned This Week

It is all Christmas-y up in here, and I couldn’t be happier about it.

After three days of arranging, arranging again and in some cases rearranging, I think I have everything exactly where I want it.

In other news… McDaddy told me some disturbing news regarding social media, blogging and nasty stuff that nasty people are doing. That, coupled with the fact that I have a pre-teen in the house whom is starting to become very particular about his business, makes me second guess having this blog.

It’s a shame that there are such vile, evil people in the world.

Here’s what I learned this week.

1. I hate snow, but I love snowmen.

2. The new Words With Friends update is AWE-SOME!

3. Bath & Body Works make some yummy smelling holiday soaps.

4. I hate to wait.

5. Even though I don’t have much of it, patience does pay.

6. It is tough getting back into the habit of moving our Elf on the Shelf each night.

7. An 11:00 PM alarm on my phone is a great help in this effort.

8. A decorated Christmas tree makes me smile. But, I rarely see a decorated Christmas tree prettier than the one in my living room.

9. My favorite Christmas “carol” is Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You.”

10. I have way too many Christmas ornaments.

11. December is going to be a BUSY month.

That’s what I learned this week.

Now, what did YOU learn?

 

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