Welcome to Not Me! Monday, where I share a few things I might or might not have done this week.
“Why,” you might ask?
Well, because itâs cheaper than therapy.
I never, ever, dance around the house (in my underwear) singing Adele at the top of my lungs while getting ready.
Now, that would be a scene, wouldn’t it? In case you’re wondering, I cannot sing, and I most certainly cannot dance.
It’s not me who goes to an outlet mall with three girlfriends, but prefers to shop alone because I enjoy taking my time and shopping at only those stores who have things that I like to shop for. I also don’t take breaks from shopping to
use the bathroom and check Facebook.
Nope, not me, because I never check Facebook while doing my business in the bathroom. Ever.
And speaking of business, it wasn’t me who stood her ground at the ‘Under Armour’ store when the manager person refused to honor a 20% off sign because “um, that sign should have been removed from that rack yesterday, but I got busy”.
Couldn’t have been me, because I would never cause a scene over a $20.00 savings. Nah, never.
I did not get excited when I discovered that we have You Tube on our fancy new digital TiVo. Nor did I sit and giggle about some of the “most frequently watched”
scenes videos for more than an hour the other day.
And finally, I would never ask McDaddy if we could go ahead and put up the Christmas tree before Thanksgiving because I never, ever, rush anything.
In fact, you will never find a more patient person than me.
What kinds of stuff did you NOT DO this week?