My Humble Opinion

I am thankful for the opportunity to sleep in for the next two mornings.

My alarm clock is nothing but an aggravation.

Thanks to Columbus and all of his hard work our school district has the day off from school. I would also like to thank whomever is responsible at the school board for the decision to make Tuesday a day off for students as well. Finally, the school board did something that made sense (if you can believe that!) and gave us two days in a row off from school. I will totally enjoy sleeping late.

McDaddy has a 4-wheelin’ excursion planned for this evening so I’ll more than likely have some interesting blog fodder tomorrow. After I sleep late again, of course.

I am hoping with everything in me that no one decides to call my house early in the AM.

It is my belief that unless you are dead or calling about someone who is dead,  you should not be calling my house before 9:00 A.M.

For some reason though, not everyone shares my belief.

I have very strong opinions about a lot of things.

GASP.

Y’all know I’m crazy, right?

In my humble opinion,

  • All gas pumps should come equipped with hand sanitizer.
  • It should be illegal for soda companies to charge more for a 20 ounce soft drink than they do for an entire 2-liter.
  •  Retailers should not be allowed to put one single solitary Christmas item out before Halloween.
  • Vanilla products should be outlawed.
  • Stores should do away with their ‘special reward cards’ and just drop their prices a tiny bit. Those cards take up way to much room in my wallet.
  • Stores like ‘The Wal-Mart’ that are equipped with 30 checkout lanes should be required to keep at least half of them open at all times.
  • Alcohol should not be sold at The Chuck E. Cheese.
  • Movie previews should only be permitted during a movie if they are rated the same or less than the movie being shown.
  • It is in your best interest to Google yourself frequently.
  • The Saturn Sky is the sexiest car ever manufactured.
  • Negative people on ‘The Facebook’ are annoying. So are the people who broadcast every single detail of their day.
  • The movie, The Town was really good but had some serious language in it.
  • This is the cutest chair ever and it’s going to be a long 4-6 weeks waiting for it to arrive.

Believe me when I say that this is only a partial list. For every one thing you see listed here, there are at least thirty more I could have posted here.

Happy Columbus Day, y’all.

Comments

  1. says

    I am right there with you on the no Christmas stuff till after Halloween. But that could be because I am a Halloween freak and am sick of my scray holiday being over run by a fluffy white one.

    Have fun sleeping in, I plan on doing that tomorrow.

  2. says

    First, most stores (at least in my area) can look up your rewards savings card by your phone number so you don’t have to keep it in your wallet. Second, *no* alcohol at Chuck E Cheese?!?!? Please tell me that was a typo!!
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  3. says

    You lost me with that Chuck E Cheese one… and that’s saying a lot. Because usually I agree with most of your kind of crazy.
    Got me back with the chair though. Love!

  4. says

    Girlfriend, you lost me on Chuck’s too. That’s just insanity! What parent would dare enter the hell that is Chuck E. Cheese without free-flowing alcohol to make it bearable?

    Totally agree about the movie previews, though. We just saw Secretariat which was awesome, but I was totally miffed at the Harry potter preview before it. They did that to us at the Jonas Brother movie too, and both times we’ve walked out. I DON’T want my kids seeing Harry Potter!

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