Not sure if MckMama will be posting a Not Me! Monday today because she is on hosting the MckCruise and I suspect the Not Me! Monday post is the last thing on her mind.
I am not on a cruise today, much less the MckCruise with MckMama for-goodness-sake, so I, will be posting a Not Me! Monday because y’all there are a lot of things I did not do this weekend.
I’ll try to keep this short and sweet, but y’all know how I am.
It was not me who cheered like a school girl as McDaddy played in a church basketball tournament over the weekend.
It also wasn’t me who arrived home an hour later with a massive headache, the likes of which I hadn’t experienced for a long time!
And because of the massive headache, I did not dig out the handy-dandy blood pressure monitor to discover that my blood pressure was 204/185.
Because clearly, that would have been very dangerous.
The next morning, I did not wake up with a massive headache thank goodness, but if you think I was out of the woods, just wait my friends.
I did not finally decide to call a Doctor after many facebook friends (and my next-door-neighbor-nurse) convinced me that my blood pressure was dangerously high.
And I did not contemplate my funeral planning in my head as I waited for the Doctor to call me back, because I’ve never even thought about my funeral. Nor have I ever talked about my funeral on my blog. (Ahem!)
After an hour of not hearing from my Doctor, I did not mention to McDaddy that maybe we should go to the Urgent Care for some urgent care of my blood pressure.
And while we were at Urgent Care, I did not remind McDaddy about my wishes for a solid mahogany casket because again, no funeral planning for me.
After an EKG, I was not more convinced than ever that yes, indeed, I was dying because after all the gal administering the EKG mentioned something about bundles and blockages.
Within minutes of the EKG, it definitely wasn’t me who found herself being whisked through the lobby of the Urgent Care on a stretcher with the overwhelming urge to holler, “Wish me luck, suckers!” to those waiting in the lobby.
It also wasn’t me who spent five hours in Bay #13 in the ER
hinting to urging McDaddy to take a picture of me hooked up to all the wires and monitors for the blog. And, it also wasn’t me who answered the following questions 3,482 times by 213 healthcare providers.
- Are you having chest pains?
- Are you having blurred vision?
- Are you having chest palpitations?
- On a scale of 1-10, rate your pain.
- Are you having urinary issues?
- Are your feet and legs swollen?
And finally, it is not me who admits that I spent all that time worrying about my funeral for nothing.
You can check over at MckMama’s place to see if she is hosting a Not Me! Monday this week.